America’s oldest friend, Common Sense, has gone missing along with his other family members. Recent reports indicate that our old friend, Common Sense have come down with a terminal case of globalism and is presently on life support while lingering in a profound coma. The prognosis is not optimistic as Common Sense may not recover.
For nearly two centuries, Common Sense successfully guided our country. Nobody knows for sure when Common Sense slipped into a coma, but the safe bet is that following a series of catastrophic decisions, Common Sense went into a profound sense of shock followed by his slipping into a seemingly irreversible coma.
When Did It All Go Wrong?
When did the patient take a turn for the worse? Was it when our country adopted the free trade agreements which forced manufacturing and its jobs to foreign markets? Was it when John F. Kennedy was murdered and the globalists completely took over the presidency? Was it when our government let 30 million illegal aliens into the country for the express purpose of de-culturalization and simultaneously lowering wages? Was it when Common Sense lost his mind and provided free health care for illegal aliens while charging citizens and arm and a leg? Was it when the globalists were permitted to begin to use electronic voting machines in order to make it harder to detect voter fraud? Was it when corporations were allowed to lobby and bribe Congress? Was it when Congress was allowed to insider trade? Was it when the NDAA was passed and every citizen became vulnerable to government kidnapping and murder? Was it when we allowed unmarked planes to spray us with chemicals? Was it when Monsanto forced fed us unlabeled GMO’s? Was it when we fought endless wars of occupation which hastened the bankrupting of the country? Was it when we let the banks steal our mortgages by selling our notes dozens of times over? Was it when we bailed out the bankers who destroyed our nation’s economy? Or, did Common Sense slip into a coma the day we re-elected a foreign born communist to be our President after a disasterous first term?
Common Sense Accomplishments
During the course of its lifespan, Common Sense espoused and exhibited many virtues. Below, is a small representation of the wisdom once imparted by Common Sense.
If it is not in the Constitution, do not do it.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Government cannot spend more money than it has in gold to back up the paper money.
Congress shall have the power to coin money, not the corrupt central bankers
Teachers know what is best for their students, not a faceless bureaucrat in Washington D.C. or at the United Nations
Central Banking is a very, very bad idea
Executive Orders are a very, very bad idea
Avoid foreign entanglements
Live within one’s means
Any foreigner let into the country should pass a test on the Constitution, demonstrate English proficiency and swear an oath to protect and defend the Constitution prior to being given citizenship
The Beginning of the End
Common Sense slipped into a coma when well-intentioned but asinine administrative policies were set in place (e.g. reports of a 5-year-old boy for being suspended from school as he made his lunch bread into the shape of a gun.)
Common Sense lost ground when parents allowed teachers and television to replace them as the main disciplinarian in the lives of their children.
His health further declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Tylenol or give an inhaler to a student. However, these same schools were not allowed to inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion, or if the school wanted to administer psychotropic medication without notifying the parent.
Common Sense went into a profound state of shock when it was discovered that many of the clergy became coerced into joining the Department of Homeland Security’s Clergy Response Team as pastors, priests and rabbi’s are paid to spy on the members of their respective congregations.
Common Sense took a beating when the government declared that you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense‘s health further deteriorated, after an Albuquerque woman failed to realize that a hot, steaming cup of coffee could produce a painful response if the woman carried the coffee in her lap as she drove. The woman spilled the coffee and was awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense appears to have given up on life when the government begin the first steps toward seizing the guns from its citizens as it left the country vulnerable to the growing number of despots ruling over us.
Common Sense is joined on his hospital floor by fellow patients, his parents, Wisdom and Truth, by his spouse, Virtue, by his daughter, Fidelity and by his twin sons, Loyalty and Reason. All are said to be terminal and not expected to survive.
Common Sense Will Be Survived By His Estranged Step-Children
The Government Would Never Do that
Government Is the Answer To All Questions
I Want an Obama Phone
Government Will Take Care of Me
Not many are aware of the slippage of Common Sense into a serious coma. In fact, many are unaware, entirely, that he, or his family members had gone missing. If you still remember Common Sense and his family, pass this medical bulletin on. If not, join the majority of our nation’s sheep and do nothing.